2. I had to get a date for a dance like a month ago.
3. Who on earth am I supposed to ask?
4. A fraternity guy?
5. Or should I change it up and ask someone not in a fraternity?
6. But will he have any friends then?
7. I need my date to have friends there!
8. I wonder who Jessica is taking?
9. Maybe I'll just ask her date's friend.
10. No, no. I can do this.
11. I need to make a mental list of options.
12. Nope, got nothing.
13. GREAT, I HAVE NO ONE.
14. Why does this happen?
15. I'm smart! I'm pretty! I'm a total package!
16. OK, pep talk over.
17. How many more of these do I need to get dates for?
18. Two more crush parties, one more date party, two more formals.
19. Where are these dates supposed to come from?
20. Am I supposed to be more social?
21. Maybe I am supposed to go out more.
22. Or maybe I need to talk to people in my classes.
23. It's too late to meet someone new to ask.
24. That would be terrifying.
25. "Hi, nice to meet you! Be my formal date."
26. It's coming down to that, though.
27. What if I just take a girl?
28. It's 2014.
29. I can take whoever I want!
30. I don't need a man.
31. Who said I need to take a man?
32. Let me brainstorm guys before I commit to that idea.
33. Mark, Chris, Ryan...
34. I'll just ask Mark. And go down the list.
35. Wait, I should check Facebook.
36. Make sure there are no surprises.
37. Ok... ok... looks fine.
38. Wow, I'm creepy.
39. Whatever, it's research.
40. I just need to suck it up and ask someone.
41. But this is crucial.
42. This is the person who will be in my prom-like photos.
43. I pay good money for this dance.
44. I need someone good.
45. Good for pictures?
46. Or like good for dancing?
47. What if I went alone?
48. Would anyone actually notice?
49. You know what, I have my sisters.
50. That's all I need!
51. Music, new dress, and sisters.
52. I have that going for me.
53. I'll just worry about this later.
54. I still have 3 days before the social chair hunts me down.
55. Phew, that was exhausting.
56. Time for Chipotle.
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